Just for fun, Caroline James, my guest today, will add a bit of light humour to your day.
Caroline lives in the UK. Her novels have an element of restaurant and food preparation woven into the storyline.
Here is an excerpt from Coffee, Tea, the Gyspy and Me.
Jo hurried to reception and collided with Hattie who came out of the kitchen with a plate of canapés.
“Look out! Shite I nearly lost them!” Hattie cursed.
“You’ve got pastry on your mouth,” Jo snapped. She was reeling from the degrees of warmth and hostility she’d just encountered.
“She’s a sour cow eh?” Hattie nodded at the beautiful silver fox fur coat piled on the office chair.
“Don’t you think you should hang that up?” Jo began but stared with horror at the coat. Two of the canapés were face down on the silk lining. Oily pesto oozed over the fabric creating a dark stain. “Hell! Jinny will kill us if she sees that. For God’s sake, Hattie, do something!”
“Well I’m not licking it off. It’s nothing that can’t be fixed with warm soapy water.” Hattie disappeared to the kitchen as Jo stared with dismay at the expensive coat.
“How’s it going, babe?” A man’s voice whispered.
Jo spun round and in an effort to hide the damage, plonked herself on the coat. Pete Parks placed his hands on the counter and leaned over. Jo felt trapped. She also felt a warm oily mess penetrate the back of her dress.
“Oh, hello there…” Jo said nervously. “Did you want something?” God he’s got incredibly blue eyes!
“You know what I want babe.”
Jo felt like a rabbit trapped in the headlights. Cornered with no where to go. The door to reception flew open and caught Pete on the forehead. He reeled back from the blow. Oblivious, Hattie hurried through with a dishcloth in her hand.
“What in God’s name are you sitting there for? You’ll look like you’ve shit yourself!” Hattie tugged the coat from under Jo.
“Oh hello, Pete, can we help you?” Hattie saw Pete steady himself. Dazed, he held his hand to his brow.
“Have you tumbled?” Hattie asked “Not used to the champagne eh?”
“Hattie!” Jo hissed, “Mr Parks was looking for the lavatory.”
Hattie rolled her eyes heavenward. She threw the dishcloth at Jo then guided Pete away.
“Well the lav is on the left, you’ll not find it in here.”
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